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Sarah! Sarah! Sarah!

The phenomenon continues. The incredible hate-speech from the Left is on full-dress parade for all the world to see. The more the left attacks, the more the wagons circle around Sarah and the checks just keep flying in. We had been likening the political contributions to the letters from the Owls, as was shown in the first Harry Potter movie. But more recently, we have concluded that Sarah Palin's letters would come by Eagles -- they have lots in Alaska and everything this season has to be Alaskan -- and besides, eagles are more patriotic, more suitable for carrying in political contributions. Adds a whole new meaning to the term, "when the eagle flies!" Meanwhile, the crowds are getting bigger and louder. At this point, even if the army of smear-mongers were to actually find some dirt, I doubt anyone would believe them, dismissing their findings as just some more hate-speech from the Left.

The interesting thought that I have been kicking around is actually about John McCain. He has decided to stay with her on the campaign trail for another week or so before letting her go out on her own. It doesn't make sense that he should think she needs any on-the-job training, so why would he decide to do that?

I think it's because he is enjoying these enthusiastic crowds of people. He is, after all, a career politician. It's likely to be very energizing for him. In all his years on the campaign trail, he has never gotten these thousands of screaming women to come out to see him. I understand that the two of them go out into the crowds, kissing babies, shaking hands.... (the twist here is that I thought that was standard practice at campaign rallies, but the news is reporting it as if it were unusual... hmmm .. I guess I don't get out much these days.). Given that McCain is a politician, it makes sense that he is enjoying these high-energy rallies.

Which brought me to the next thought. Let's suppose, just for a moment, that John McCain really is interested in what the people think. He has always said that it was "for the people" that he kept crossing the aisle and writing legislation with the likes of Ted Kennedy and Russ Feingold. So for the moment, just for the sake of this thought, let's buy that at face value. We already know that there is something in the water in Washington DC that causes all who reside there to drift left. There must be, because everyone does it. John McCain has been drinking it for a long time. Then, once everyone who runs for office in Washington has drunk the water and drifted left, the Republicans campaign by saying, "Well, I'm not as far left as my Democrat opponent" and that's been good enough to get elected, albeit unenthusiastically.

Just imagine the impact that might be happening on John McCain at the frenzy of energy and enthusiasm he is seeing in his campaign. Sarah Palin isn't running on "I'm less liberal than they are" but is jazzing these people up with a true, unabashed articulation of the conservative message. (She's clean and articulate, too, Mr. Biden). If John McCain thought that crossing the aisle was what the people wanted, he might really be having an eye-opening experience here, an epiphany of the political persuasion, about what the people actually want. I don't speak for anyone but me -- but I am underwhelmed at the thought of compromising with Kennedy and Feingold, skillfully or otherwise. It may be true that half a loaf is better than none, but a whole loaf would be even better and why can't we go for it? And whether the glass is half full or half empty isn't the question either. It just means that some one has been drinking the water again -- and drifting left.

But don't bet the farm on this campaign phenomenon having any lasting or profound effect on John McCain's politics. That's not the way the Potomac River usually flows. The Veep is supposed to be the surrogate, the mouth-piece, the pit bull (with or without the lipstick) for the President. For example, Dan Quayle was a bona fide conservative to Bush's Daddy, but his job was to carry water for Bush's Daddy and not the other way around. All we know is that John McCain was smart enough to listen to some advisor who had enough insight to pick Sarah Palin for the #2 position on the ticket. If History is any kind of teacher here, that's as far as the influence of a vice-presidential candidate goes.

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Can Sarah Palin quiet the media storm?

As I was coming online this morning, Yahoo’s headline asked me “Can Palin quiet media storm?” and they probably asked you the same thing on your way to Townhall. I think you might find me cruel, but my reply was, “Oh, I hope not!”

It’s not that I take any glee in watching the media and the Left pound this woman. In fact, it is the savageness of their attacks that I am focused on. As they continue to rip into Mrs. Palin … have you noticed? … something ever so interesting is happening. Heretofore, the Republicans have been lukewarm about their candidate. Fundraising has been lackluster. This lack of enthusiasm has been the number-one factor that would have / could have put Obama in the White House. I know he can’t win on a straight up election -- self-professed liberals just don’t -- unless the Religious Right stays home or does some sort of Third Party thing. Clinton was the last liberal that got elected to the White House, not by a majority, but by a split vote. In those days running up to the election, no one was really sure he was a liberal anyway. He said he was moderate or progressive or some other label. The only way that I could see where Obama stood a chance of winning in this election was going to be the lack of interest and support from the Right for the Republican candidate. If the Right turned out in really low numbers, it seemed possible (if unlikely) for the Democrats to pull it out.

Then came Sarah Palin. She walked out onto that stage next to John McCain and the whole picture changed. Sarah Palin is real pleasant to look at, isn’t she? She’s a little eye-candy and that never hurt anyone with a public career. The Left, the Democrats and the other usual suspects went wild! They have been howling for blood ever since. They have been vicious and unfair and ugly beyond their own standards. The good news is that the Right has responded, and how they have responded! They have been circling the wagons around Sarah Palin in a major way. Suddenly, the whole “culture wars” thing is renewed with vigor. Even now, I can hear someone shouting “Amen” from the back.

I don’t envy Mrs. Palin the fiery furnace she is going to have to pass through, as the assaults on her keep coming in never-ending waves of rage. These assaults are against cultural values that are shared by her constituency, and the enthusiastic support that has been unleashed is phenomenal. The media attack-dogs are showing themselves for who we have known they are, and no one is making any pretense of unbiased balance. Their downward spiral will only continue.

Meanwhile, the Right-wing of the Republican Party is no longer staring out the window, wondering what they are going to do about their lack of appealing choices in the upcoming Presidential race. They are hot! Anyone listening to those nasty talk radio shows knows that the Defense of Sarah Palin, which is the defense of our traditional American values, has more passion and more vitality than we have seen in the McCain campaign so far.

The net result is amazing. John McCain is free to return to his comfort zone, talking about security and fiscal things. As the Left continues to attack Sarah Palin, they are not using their bully pulpit to gurgle their admiration of Obama. The Religious Right is back in the fray, with a compelling interest in the November election. My compliments and kudos to the campaign strategist who set this up!

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Some of the Things I Have Learned Playing Solitaire

There was a headline to an article a few months ago that said that Solitaire was the most popular computer game ever. I wasn’t surprised at the headline, since I think everyone has had a go at it sometime. Employers hate it, understandably. I wouldn’t want to have to pay for such unproductive time, either.

But sometimes, especially in the late evenings, I like to play a few hands to unwind and de-stress. Recently, while playing, it occurred to me that there were some life lessons to learn.

The first lesson: sometimes you lose. I lose more hands than I win. In fact, I can play a perfect game and still lose. I don’t always have to lose because I make a mistake, but I don’t necessarily win just because I made no mistakes. Playing perfectly and flawlessly is not congruent with winning.

The second lesson: sometimes there is nothing to do but start over. No matter how strongly you wish it, there are times that you can’t win and you just need to begin anew. Whining doesn't help.

Lately, I have been mulling over the political correctness of diversity while playing solitaire. The good thing about playing solitaire on the computer, as opposed to the olden days when these processes had to be performed manually, is that there is no “deck of fifty-one” of Statler Brothers’ fame. Everyone who has ever played solitaire knows that you need all the cards in order to win. This alone is a beautiful example of diversity at work. There are situations that require a black six or a red four and, in those circumstances, no matter how much someone may love the Jack of Clubs, the Jack just won’t do.

That’s when I realized what was wrong with the public discourse on diversity in America today. The end game doesn’t really seem to be about finding the right place for each card and having each one play its role. It’s really more like a reverse discrimination, especially against whites, Republicans, males, Christians and Conservatives, and ever so especially if all these things come together. If I need a black nine, but I turn over a red seven, am I prejudiced against all red cards if I fail to play that card anyway? If I say I want a red ten, and then two of them turn up back to back, does that mean I didn’t want the red ten in the first place if I can’t play both? If I turn over the Queen of Diamonds and there is nowhere I can play that card in the game at the moment, does this mean that I don’t like women? Does this mean that I never wanted the Queen of Diamonds and never will?

Why does the national discussion start off talking about “strong women” only to find out that this defense only applies to females of the Democrat persuasion? (Or was that Democrats of the female persuasion?) If I say “not this black man at this time for this particular job,” does that make me a hate-mongering reactionary oppressor? And always will be?

I need all fifty-two cards to win a game of solitaire. But I don’t win every game, even though I play with all fifty-two cards. It depends on the order and the placement. Clearly there is something racist or bigoted or something about these rules. In truth, we just need to rethink the national discussion, but what’s the likelihood of that?

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Patriotism -- What's in a word?

Patriotism in the Presidential Election

Today, Reuters posted a story about the differing definitions of patriotism in the current Presidential race. The reporter, Matthew Bigg, claims there are two types of patriotism; one type of patriotism is the war hero saga of John McCain, while the other type of patriotism is Barack Obama’s “call … back to the can-do spirit of the nation's founders.” I’m not kidding. I couldn’t make this stuff up. Here, see for yourself:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080819/pl_nm/usa_politics_patriotism_dc_5

Mr. Bigg goes on to tell us that patriotism is a fuzzy issue (I suppose that is his escape hatch, if needed) but that Candidate Obama has made it a “core theme” of his current campaign. Excuse me? Either Mr. Bigg or I have been off-planet lately, because that’s not exactly what I have been hearing. Let’s see there was that business about “… the first time in my adult life that I have been proud of my country” from his lovely wife, who never backed away from what she said and what she meant, just saying that this country isn’t ready for a strong woman (while her husband was campaigning against … yea, we get it. We never believed that cover in the first place.)

Now, maybe I am a little too fuzzy on the fuzzy issue of patriotism. So I looked it up at "dictionary.com" to see if I could get the numed fuzziness explained to me. The definition that popped up read,–noun, devoted love, support, and defense of one's country; national loyalty.” To make matters worse, it went on to say that this word has had this definition since sometime around 1720. So I don't see anything fuzzy here and I think the better part of three hundred years ought to be time enough for everyone to get the hang of what the word means.
Does anyone need to be reminded of Barack Obama’s position(s) on the defense of his county?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_N1rqVo2W0

There was another YouTube video in which Barack Obama was delivering a speech on the immediate and thorough defunding of the military, but I can’t find it now. There are so many Obama videos now that it is hard to work my way through all of them. I’m sure someone can find it and post it here in the comments.

If Barack Obama can actually convince the voters, through the enthusiastic support of a few Reuters reporters, that he is patriotic, I’ll eat his lapel pin. Oh wait. Is he currently wearing one? OK, I’ll eat Nancy Pelosi’s lapel pin. No, wait. I don’t think she wears one either. It seems the whole Democratic Party is going through a desperate and tortured rewrite of the word “patriotism” to get that defense and loyalty stuff out of there. Criticism of the U.S. and witty put-downs -- that’s the new and upcoming definition of patriotism.

The interesting theme in all of this was best articulated by a young lady that I was talking to a few weeks back. She was gushing and gurgling about how wonderful Obama was. I asked her a few questions, which she really couldn’t answer, about his policies and plans for our country. Finally, she tossed her hair back and said, “Just stop! There is nothing you can say that is going to make any difference to me. I just like him.”

‘Nuff said.

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The Tyranny of the Minority

This was not a big news story, so you may have missed it. Understandably, it didn’t receive the sort of national attention that it should have gotten. It’s important because it speaks volumes of what’s wrong with us in this country. It’s short -- it will only take a minute or two for you to read it:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,397645,00.html

The article doesn’t say what percentage of the labor force is Muslim. I’m willing to bet that it’s less than 10% of the membership of this labor union local. But the exact percentage really doesn’t matter. The article does say that it was labor that was pushing this negotiation. So the labor union leaders made it a "top priority" to get a paid holiday that is currently relevant to a fraction of their membership in exchange for a holiday that is supposed to honor the working people of this nation, specifically including labor union members, which would be, um, 100% of the labor union membership. So let’s see… help me with the math here .. and don't forget to carry the bum. And the answer is: Let’s take something from everyone and trade it for something that only matters to a minority of the people. Does that work for you?

It’s not just that the labor union wanted to come out on the wrong side of the current culture war that our troops are fighting in the Middle East. It’s not just a confused and contorted way of promoting a religion that has shown itself to be intolerant of our American customs and traditions. It’s also appeasement. It’s also pandering. Somehow, labor leadership thinks it’s OK to take something away from everyone to give to a few. I can understand how they would get this notion -- it’s the same principle as welfare and other government entitlement programs.

But if history has shown us anything, and apparently it hasn’t, we should know that appeasement only leads to more aggressive behavior by the very folks we were trying to appease. Basically, if you give a dog a bone, it doesn’t go away. It might lie down while it enjoys the bone. But then the dog comes back. It only gets bolder and wants more bones, and maybe some of that meat you have there, too.

Why are we so ashamed of who we are? Why is it so shameful to stand up and say that Capitalism and Christianity have been good for America? And that America has been good for this world? Why do we want to wring our hands over trying to get everyone to like us? We have a Presidential candidate who wants to chastise the good people of this country for using what he believes is more than our “fair share” of the energy in the world, but overlooks that we use that energy to feed everyone else around the world. We are not selfish, slothful people. Americans are generous to a fault with our bounty. What’s so wrong about that? Why should we be embarrassed for ourselves? I don’t want Eid-al-Fitr off from work. It’s not my way. I don’t want to drink that Kool-Aid.

It’s OK to want to show that we are compassionate, understanding, tolerant people. Even towards intolerant people. The American people have nothing to apologize for. We are imperfect, but we are the best there is.

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Who's afraid of the big liberal Obama?

 

Not long ago, I heard those two good old boys at Red State Update (www.redstateupdate.com) say that this current Presidential election was nothing more than an up-or-down referendum on Barack Obama. The Republicans were running an empty “R” space for the “no-to-Obama” vote. At the time I just laughed and laughed, which is precisely what those good old boys had intended.

Since then, I have been watching and I am becoming convinced of the truth that underlies their jokes on that topic. The news coverage of Obama’s campaign is beyond ridiculous. Who doesn’t know that? In fact, I rather enjoyed finding this “poll” that suggests that the press coverage of Obama is so far over the top that it is setting lots of folks off. How bad is it when Democrats, being polled by their liberal colleagues, reply that they want less Obama and more McCain?

(http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080806/ap_on_el_pr/poll_obama_overexposure)

OK, so the media coverage is adding new extremes to the term “biased.” OK, so the entire English-speaking world is being asked to come out and swoon over this new phenomenon (like the screaming girls that used to attend 1950's Frank Sinatra concerts?) OK, so the TV cameras keep finding people who can articulate that they love this man because he is the first black Presidential candidate to get the nomination from one of the major political parties, while simultaneously denying that race has anything to do with it.

All that said, I am not afraid of that man. In recent years, no one has successfully run for the office of the President of the United States with the term “liberal” attached to him. Nope, there has not been one in the past fifty years. Jimmy Carter is an incredible far-left liberal whacko who, to this day, never shrinks from finding new ways to embarrass his country every few years. But who knew it back when it was time for voting? He was supposed to be an incredibly brainy Southern moderate who was going to balance the budget because he was just so much smarter than the rest of us. The voters thought we needed someone smart to help us balance the Federal budget and turn the tide on the excessive government spending. We didn’t get it. And Bill Clinton never admitted to any liberalism while he was running for office. No one was quite sure what he believed in those days, but he never got a majority of the vote anyway. Clinton won because Perot split the vote on the right. As long as there is no serious third party candidate coming up to fill the hunger on the right for a strong conservative leader, the results of the upcoming election are fairly predictable.

The previous Democrat candidates who said they were liberals and proud of it, let’s see, I can name a few; there was McGovern and there was Dukakis and there was Kerry. Last time I checked, they got minced into hash. (Here’s a fun way to prove that point. Ask your friends this question; “True or False? Reagan ran unopposed for his second term as President.” They KNOW that SOMEBODY must have run against him … but, um, er, who could it have been? It’s always good for a hearty laugh.)

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Barack Obama for President of What?

Some months ago, Barack Obama was talking about “campaigning in all 57 states.” Of course, the press corps had no sharp ridicule for the blunder; the incident was barely reported and quickly abandoned. I think it’s worse than Dan Quayle’s error in spelling ‘potato’ which received endless hoots of laughter for weeks from the same press corps that doesn’t mind if a Democrat, especially this Democrat, makes a mistake.

This week, I think I have finally figured out where those other missing states are. At first, it didn’t make much sense to me to hold a campaign rally in Germany. But then, I couldn’t remember if Obama had won the Democrat primary election in Germany, or if he was trying to garner support in a previously contested district that had perhaps voted for Hillary. That’s when it finally sank in why Obama thinks there are 57 states in this country; he’s counting on the votes from his EU buddies to put him into the black (no, wait, can’t say that! That would be a racist thing to say.)

Then, there was a second item that I noticed about Barack’s European Campaign, and once again the press corps seems to have missed the connection. On the one hand, they happily reported the support numbers Obama is getting from the voters of Europe and that would be fine if I cared what Europeans thought of American politics. The second number that they have been loathe to report is that, in almost precisely the same proportions, these same European voters have said that they felt America was too strong and, for the common good of everyone on the planet, the U.S. should be caused to be rendered weaker. It is with this thought still on their lips that they express their support and devotion to Barack Obama for President.

I see no reason to add anything more to their message.

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The Saudis Are Concerned -- and Should Be

THE SAUDIS ARE CONCERNED -- AND SHOULD BE!
OR ... A History Lesson in five acts.

Act One: In the middle of the 1800s, crude oil was considered a nuisance. It killed crops when it would come bubbling up out of the ground. There were no known uses for it, except perhaps as an occasional ingredient in Dr. FeelGood’s All Purpose Elixir. No one wanted this black oozy stuff. It was just some unwanted trash.

Act Two: Let’s roll forward fifty years. At the beginning of the 1900s, with the coming of the motor car, several sources of fuel were tested. The fuel that won early favoritism was gasoline, processed from the unwanted black ooze. It seemed like such a good idea -- to be able to put this nasty trashy material to good use. So, as the motor cars became popular, so too grew the industry that took the crude oil from the ground, processed it into gasoline and other useful products and distributed it to roadside fueling stations.

Act Three: Now, let’s look forward another fifty years. By the middle of the 1900s, America was in love with their cars. We built Interstate Highways all across the fruited plain. Then we took to those highways for our family vacations, paying 19-cents a gallon for the fuel to run our big, heavy cars. The classic 1957 Chevrolet was not a fuel-efficient machine; it was a machine of power and style. We drove to the beaches of Florida. We drove to coast of California. We crossed mountains and deserts, burning fuel with happy abandon.

Act Four: Another fifty years pass, welcome to the new millennium, and things are no longer the way they used to be. Environmental protectionists keep us from drilling for much of the oil we have in this country and keep telling us our cars are destroying the planet. More and more, we are buying our fuel from thugs and dictators who take our money and use it to fund terror organizations working against us. The taxes keep pushing the price of gasoline ever higher, as do the speculators. Our family cars are smaller and more fuel efficient than they were fifty years ago, but even so we still cringe at the prices at the pump. The happy abandon is replaced with guilt, fear and misgivings.

It’s obvious to me that there is a change in the offing. Our lives are still arranged for us to be in our cars; commuting from home to work, driving the kids to soccer practice, and taking motor trips to see Grandma for Thanksgiving. But it’s no fun anymore. We are changing our driving habits, but we would rather change our cars. We don’t want to get rid of them. We just want them to be fun again.

If anyone were to take a look, that change is quickly coming. Sure, the Saudis recently agreed to pump more oil; for without our appetite for gasoline, they are back to having nothing but desert sand and some black oozy trashy stuff. But increasing the current supply of oil is not going to work in the not-so-long term. Sure, the same environmentalists that tell us our cars are evil want us to burn corn in with the gas. But it doesn’t really solve the issue, that idea just prolongs it. But true change, a total change in fuel supply, a fundamental change is already cruising into the culture. The “hybrid” cars already try to employ electricity, while still burning some gasoline. That technology is changing rapidly and will soon be coming of age. The Internet tells us even now that we can convert our car to run on water. Hydrogen cells are emerging as an alternative technology to power cars. All these are examples of a marketplace responding to motorists’ discontent, and undoubtedly there are more ideas that have not quite yet come into marketability. These changes have been a long time coming. It takes years to move from a new theoretical design into refitting the factories' machine tools to manufacture these new products, then to distribution and marketing of the new cars and the new power sources. The trend began years ago, and there is no sign of the change slowing now. In fact, market forces seem to suggest that the change will only accelerate into the future.

Act Five: So, rolling ahead another fifty years, it’s unlikely that the internal combustion engine will still be the primary mode of choice on our highways. Children will be wide-eyed as their grandparents talk about how they used to pump gasoline at gas stations, or how they drove a gas-driven auto to take their drivers licensing exam. It’s not clear which technology will gain the market favor over the others. If I could tell that, I would invest heavily in the companies bringing that specific technology to market today. But I can tell that a massive change is coming.

On the downside, all the environmental whackos who obstructed drilling and sounded the drum-beat alarm about the deleterious effects on the planet that our gasoline powered autos are supposedly causing, these doomsayers will never get to see how wrong they were. There is no evidence to support their anxieties now, and changing the technology will make it moot that there isn’t any negative effect on the earth from our cars and never was. In the transition, they will have to find something else to wring their hands about, something else to accuse us of destroying, some other way to make sure that we don’t have too much fun. I’m sure they will rise to that occasion.

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Why big money is increasingly Democrat

The public perception is that the Republican party is led by and generally made up of fat white men with fat cigars and even fatter expense accounts. On the other hand, the Democrats are supposed to be the ones who are down for the struggle; the blue-collar workers, the down-trodden races, the ones who care about the bleeding crowd. This is a totally spurious caricature. For one thing, the blue-collar workers have traditionally competed for their jobs with the down-trodden races, and the down-trodden races have competed for their jobs with the newest immigrants. With fundamental economic issues like supporting one's family on the line, the competition has historically boiled over into hatred, prejudices and violence.
 
I am not going to suggest that there are no overweight people in the Republican party. Liberals are more likely to smoke than conservatives, and neither party has a corner on the cigar market. That's not the point.
 
In the bygone days, most rich people were ones who started successful businesses. These were the entrepreneurs, the risk-takers; and if was from this pool of American individualism that the Republican party has traditionally drawn its lifeblood. I am proud of American individualism and the wonderful gifts that it has historically brought to the bleeding crowd. (Hi, Michelle!) This was the traditional path to financial success. But recently, there have been other paths to riches in this country. Many of the rich today never started their own business, never invented a better mouse trap, never struck out on their own. Some inherited their money -- like the Kennedys, Paris Hilton or Theresa Heinz Kerry. Others have earned their money without entrepreneurship, while still an employee of a large corporation. For example, the CEO of AT&T earned $80 million last year. I'm not seeking to debate the relative merits of executive compensation and the market forces, at least not at this point. I am merely observing a number of large-ticket jobs where the employee never had to wax entreprenurial, never left the safety-net of a steady paycheck.
 
People who do not wish to strike out on their own, folks who prefer to remain comfy in the safety net, are traditionally Democrats. Safety nets are not necessarily bad, but they take the edge off the need to stretch out a little further. (Who doesn't know someone who has waitied until their unemployment benefits were running out before they started looking for another job?) As this new population of rich people who never took risks grows, so will the number of Democrats with money.
 
After all, money doesn't care who owns it.
 
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If money talks ....

The conversation this morning came around to the topic of Presidential pardons. While everyone is publicly running after our two political champions, rallying to the banner of their choice, President Bush's days in the White House are dwindling to a precious few. The more the press beat him up, the more I tried to support him. But sometimes, quite independent of the positions for which he was getting pounded, sometimes he just drove me crazy. I believe that History will be far kinder to this President than the contemporary press has been, but he is not without his flaws.
 
The folks that hold the great databases in the sky know about me. They have my name and address. I have sent in money on several occasions, and they know it. They write to me all the time, asking for more money. I just can't get motivated at this point, although that can change in a flash of time. Both political parties are running candidates who are proud of their abilities to work with the Democrats, and no one is particularly interested in what conservative Republicans want. So it's real hard for me to reach over to my checkbook. It just seems to be a little out of reach. My chair might move at some point, my checkbook might move, or my arm might grow longer, but right now it just doesn't seem to reach.
 
But the discussion this morning of Presidential pardons set me on a new course of thinking. Normally, throughout the years of this custom, the police, the military, the folks that wear uniforms and badges send the President a list of folks who ran afoul of the law in some technical way while pursuing their missions of snatching babies from burning buildings. By the letter of the law, these folks had to be convicted but here is a list of folks we really wish had not been treated in this way. Historically, the President uses the last of his authority to pardon these people. To paraphrase the sainted Ronald Reagan, the President has no political future to consider.
 
This process usually goes by fairly quietly. Bill Clinton made the news with the massive number of criminals and drug dealers that he released in his final hours -- while his staff was taking the W's off the keyboards in the White House. And now, I understand there is a proposed list being circulated by George Bush's folks of who is under consideration for a Presidential pardon. Of course, everyone's first question is whether or not the border patrol agents are on the list. I haven't seen the list. I asked that question right away. I was told that they aren't on it, but in truth I don't know that.
 
But then a brilliant, if obscenely tacky, idea came to me. This idea is more vulgar than renting out the Lincoln Bedroom. Let's auction them off! Has anyone ever been touched with those "Lock-In" charity fund raisers? Local volunteers are "locked-in" to a cage of sorts, usually at the mall or some other public venue, with nothing but their cell phones and address books. If they raise a pre-set amount of money for the sponsoring charity, they are released. If the RNC wants to raise some money, I have a variation on that plan. Can't you just see it? If you want the border patrol agents released, we need to raise one million dollars for each of them, or ten million each, or whatever. Post a dossier online on each police officer, fireman, or Army interrogator -- he/she did this and this and this, the evidence was such and such, the conviction was yadda yadda, commutation and pardon of this offense will cost blank number of dollars -- call this toll free number with your credit card in hand, operators are standing by.
 
It's vulgar, it's gross, and I figure it ought to be a big winner. H.L.Menckin said that no one ever lost a dime underestimating the taste of the American public. The RNC could raise some really serious campaign bucks, and maybe the process of Presidential pardons can be returned to the original intent of freeing public servants who stepped over the line, not cutting loose hundreds of criminals and drug dealers. I don't really want Barabas. But I do want to see some other folks freed. And maybe I can reach my check book after all. I see potential here.
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Conspiracy anyone?

Call me crazy -- many people do. I don't mind. But I keep having a nagging thought. I don't have any evidence to support it, but that's the fun of conspiracies. I love a good conspiracy theory. I used to have a book filled with them, from the whereabouts of D B Cooper to the secret government base on the dark side of the moon. I just loved it. I didn't believe it. The government can't keep a secret. But I just loved it all the same. It's always something along the line between fiction and non-fiction, with just enough realism to keep my interest piqued.
 
So I would like to propose a new conspiracy theory. Unlike Hillary's conspiracy theory, mine is a vast left-wing conspiracy. And why not? There is more money in the accounts of ideologically-motivated liberal kooks than my mind can comprehend. It's a dirty little secret that tons of rich people are liberal Democrats -- no matter what the public perceptions say. It has long been obvious to me that money doesn't care who owns it.
 
But let's get on to my conspiracy theory: For some years, I have seen graphs showing that the popularity of the current President is inversely related to the price of gasoline. That is to say, when the cost of a gallon of gasoline goes up at the pump, the approval rating of the President goes down, and when gas prices go down, Presidential approval ratings go up. The two graphs are very much the same, just upside down from each other.
 
So if you were to have unlimited, or at least massive, resources at your disposal and you wanted to affect a Presidential campaign, wouldn't running up the price of gasoline at the pump depress the popularity of the sitting President? Hmmm. So let's see. It would take a lot of money to intentional affect the world market price for crude oil, but I already conceded that in my original premise. There would also be a lot of logistical issues, like where to store it undetected, but the media in this country isn't going to try too hard to uncover something that is damaging to Republicans. Then, there is the issue that George Bush isn't running for re-election. But no one would suspect that from the media coverage, and the perceived goal of my would-be conspiracy is simply to have the White House change hands from one political party to the other, without getting into the specifics by name.
 
That this spike in crude oil prices is causing food riots in other parts of the world is a small price to pay to forward a liberal agenda for a few years. When did an elitist liberal ever care about the poor of the world, the starving peasants, the huddled masses? But there really isn't any worry about liberalism during the next four years -- no matter which of the three candidates gets elected, we shall see liberalism move forward for the next four years. The only question in November is not going to be whether liberalism moves forward, but at what pace?
 
So that's my theory; dark, sinister forces are manipulating the world market price of crude oil in an attempt to influence the Presidential election in November. After a Democrat President is seated in January, the price will drop and the new President will enjoy soaring popularity. There is no evidence to support this theory, but that has never stopped a conspiracy theory before. Believe it if you want, or you may choose to believe that the timing of these two events (the election year politics and the run-up of gas prices beyond what normal market forces would suggest) just happened to coincide.
 
Just a coincidence? You decide.
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Debt and the Television Commercial

My kids are very fond of the Free Credit Report.com television commercials. Good for the advertisers! That's the whole point of the game. I'm not objecting to catchy little tunes or comical situations -- I too like some television commercials I have seen. These ads cost big bucks and are supposed to catch our attention. All this tells me is that the ad man who orchestrated this campaign was successful.
 
The commercial with the pirate in the tourist seafood restaurant is fun and the tune is totally catchy. The message is that many employers check credit reports before making their hiring decisions and that we consumers need to be vigilant about our credit file so that we can pass that hurdle on our way to our stellar careers. OK, that's basically true if a little slanted. But it's a commercial from the credit reporting folks so it's expected to be slanted in their favor. Lots of potential employers do check credit reports. Some also run larger background checks. So keeping everything tidy is probably a good idea. I have no problem with this first commercial.
 
Then the Free Credit Report.com folks put out a second commercial. This one is not cute and fuzzy; in fact, it drives me crazy! It's not nearly so tuneful, so my kids don't pay much attention. But it's like fingernails across a blackboard for me. Now, instead of being waiters in the tourist restaurant, our three intrepid boys are driving off the used car lot in a ratty blue car because (supposedly) they couldn't get a better car than the one they are shown driving. So what is the message this time? Well, first off, we consumers are supposed to sign up for their credit monitoring service so we will be able to get a larger car loan at will sometime in the future. If the boys had saved up their money BEFORE buying a car, the credit report would have made no difference. So obviously, the crux of the transaction on the car lot was getting a car loan and they fell short of their hopes and dreams, presumably because their 'credit was whacked.'
But secondly, it is our self-esteem and our attractiveness to those girls in the red convertible that is at stake if we are driving around in a car we can afford. He says his 'posse is getting laughed at' because of the car. So, let's see, we need to pay these credit monitoring service fees (there really isn't anything FREE about the FreeCreditReport folks) so that we can get a big loan for a fancy car so we can attract a bimbo in a red convertible who will keep us in debt for the rest of our lives -- is that about right? And if not for my own self esteem, I need to do this credit monitoring service and car loan thing so that my friends will not be embarrassed to be seen with me and maybe they can have a good shot at picking up fancy chickies.
 
So what they are selling is debt. Only there is a problem: there isn't anything good to be said about debt. After paying for the credit monitoring service, we will also be paying interest on the car loan and, if we buy a nice big car so that we don't have our 'feet ... through the vinyl,' we will also be paying for tons of gasoline and exorbitant insurance rates. Doesn't that sound attractive? ... umm, NO!
 
But I am reminded of a fellow I knew years ago. His father taught him something interesting when he was a young buck -- to give your date food, not flowers. They ran a seafood business. Present your date with some fresh fish fillets and watch her reaction. The laughing women in the red convertible from the FreeCreditReport commercial would wrinkle up their noses at the wet sack being presented (even though fresh fish should not smell ... at least not while it is still fresh). But a practical woman, a serious woman, is going to recognize the gift of food as something extremely useful. The look on his date's face told him instantly which one she was. Looks aren't going to last, but skills in cooking will.
 
This commercial is not selling anything practical. It's not offering good advice to young people. It's promoting debt. It's promoting spending on a service that will help you go deeper into debt at some point in the future. The message is just bad. But the credit monitoring service is offered by the same people who furnish those credit reports to the prospective lender, so of course they just love the whole money lending process. If there weren't so much money in writing loans, people wouldn't be led into carrying mountains of debt by catchy tunes in television ads.
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Michelle Obama -- trying to find her pride in her country

The media response to Mrs. Obama's comments (... her husband's campaign ... blah blah ... "the first time in her adult life that she has felt a sense of pride in her country") has mostly centered on her 'privileged background' -- which is silly. It's the spoiled, rich kids that are the pillars in the Hate-America-First crowd.
 
I don't know if she was raised on satin pillows. It's probably true. It doesn't matter to me, one way or the other.
 
I'm trying to hear what she is hinting at saying. If she is trying to say that there is nothing that makes her country great in her opinion, I would have to ask what it is that she expects. What is her husband trying to do? Why does he want to be President? He says he is for change, but that's about as much as I have been able to surmise. Does he want to feed the world? Is that something that the Mrs. could be proud of? Well, excuse me, doesn't American technology already do that? It was Americans who invented most of the major agricultural devices that made modern farming more productive than at any time in the history of the world to date. And Americans give away more food than any other country ever has. A change in that situation could only be with America doing less to help feed the world... so I don't think I want to change that.
 
Or maybe her husband is concerned about the health of the people? So who does more for the health of Americans -- the doctors who run the clinics and hospitals, or the lawyers that sue them? Which is more productive, a pharmaceutical research lab or a government regulator's office? In reality, politicians and civil servants don't do anything constructive. Many Americans care deeply about their elected leaders, not because of what they can do for us, but because of how much they can obstruct and destroy for us. This country has enjoyed a quality of life unprecedented in all of the history of the world, because of the strong Protestant work ethic and an innate distrust of all politicians. (Does anyone remember, "I'm from the Government, and I am here to help"?) Inasmuch as the government has infiltrated and regulated so many aspects of business, America is no longer the most productive country on earth. So if it is government intervention that makes Mrs. Obama proud, she should be happy with the course this country has set over the recent years, away from the individual freedoms that gave rise to the many technological marvels of our lives and towards more government regulation for all. But that doesn't seem to be working to make her proud, either.
 
Is she trying to say that she bases her pride and joy on the successes of her husband's political career? If so, she is headed over the falls in a major way. If she is to avoid a total shipwreck on the rocks at the bottom, she needs to center her life on clear principles -- not her husband's achievements nor the winds of political fortunes that change all too quickly. If she thinks that a political campaign, anyone's political campaign, matters to the dynamo of this country, she has an over-inflated sense of his worth. It is the working people, commuting, striving for excellence in ordinary lives, and coming home to read to their children, these are what makes America great.
 
Is she merely pandering to the Hate-America-First crowd for the primary season? If so, she is going to find out that millions of Americans don't like the Hate-America-First crowd -- and NO ONE likes pandering. Has she been so sheltered to think that the Far Left actually represents a serious percentage of the nation? Yes, they are vocal and, if you say the right things, you can get invited to some really swell parties. So perhaps that is what she meant; that she wants to be invited to some of the beautiful parties.
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Phlaming again and proud of it

I just read Bill O'Reilly's post on the hate speech on Arianna Huffington's corner of the web, and I couldn't agree with the man more. If you haven't seen it, you really should: http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/BillOReilly/2008/02/23/hate_speech_and_the_net
 
One of the things I appreciate about Bill O'Reilly is that he doesn't approach the public discourse as a Republican or a Democrat, a liberal or a conservative, but calls out anyone on either side of the aisle that wants to speak or behave shabbily. His defense is of our society, our culture. It is interesting to note that it is usually the Left that trips his switch, but not always. In these examples that he gave from the postings he claims to have found on the Huffington Post, who can read these comments and not see the face of the twenty-first century Stalinists? Here are the people who would sign up to run the re-education camps, to order the merciless deaths of millions of people based on their race, religion or any set of beliefs that differs from their own. There is no shortage of them, as Ms. Huffington is showing us.
 
Worse, tho, in my mind, is that they are beyond bold -- and they are infectious. They are systematically protected and defended by many of the institutions in our country. Their anger is repeated from one leftist mouth to the next, like a mantra. When I have confronted this sort of hate-speech as Mr. O'Reilly has cited and asked these Stalinists to give me one example of a person that they know of, from their own experience, who ever ate from a dumpster, I am chastized for phlaming. This isn't the experience of just one class or one professor, and not just my college classes but in the workplace as well. Question their mindless chants, and prepare to be punished. If I ask for supporting information for their positions, I am the one who gets reprimanded for intimidating and scaring my peers.
 
In other words, it's OK to say vile things about an old woman. But it is not OK to ask why these people are saying these things. I don't even have to move to defend the targets of their attacks, in this case Nancy Reagan, I just need to question the attack, and I get muzzled while the Stalinists continue repeating their chants. They chant their bumper-sticker philosophies over and over, from some brainless anti-war nonsense to some senseless global warming fluff, adding "As everyone knows ..." after every thousandth repetition. Recent exit polling showed that most Obama supporters could not name one "CHANGE" that he was proposing, but they voted for him because he said he wanted to vote for change. Since they already don't understand what is going on, how would they know if there were to be a change? And wouldn't you want to know what the change was going to be BEFORE you signed on? Don't you want to know where the bus is going BEFORE you climb aboard?
 
 
 
 
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Why the pollsters can't get it right

  For most of my lifetime, the liberals -- championed by the government school teachers and college professors -- have been all about politically correct speech. For most of my lifetime, I have been reprimanded for ever daring to speak my mind. Most currently, expressing my opinion is now called “flaming” but, for as long as I can remember, I have been censored from speaking anything that someone else might consider insensitive or inappropriate. It hasn’t mattered what I was trying to talk about, either. If I was trying to talk about social attitudes towards slaves two centuries ago, I would be assaulted for being a racist (whether I ever bothered to mention my own attitude or not). In discussing analysis of corporate financial statements, if I failed to say something disparaging of Exxon, or of any large corporations in general, I was loudly accused of seeking to intimidate my classmates. Holding me accountable for the possibility that someone might take offense at what I dared to say has a very dampening effect on my supposed free speech.

  And who doesn’t know that free speech has been in the latrine for years? That’s something we already have to thank John McCain for, in part -- and there is a growing chance that we are going to get to chew on even more of his ideas of freedom.  (He is no kind of Republican. The best thing I can say for John McCain is that he is not Hillary. That may have to be enough).

  What I am enjoying is the puzzlement among the political pollsters of why their polls are so wrong this cycle, and how they can’t figure it out. I can tell them and it still won’t matter. Years and years of political correctness are coming home to them. What a voter says when the pollster is standing in front of him and a few friends -- and what he/she really believes in the privacy of his/her own voting booth are proving to be two different things. There is no way that anyone is going to tell a pollster that they aren’t so sure they are ready for a President with black skin and a Muslim name. That would beg for getting attacked for being insensitive racist pig. And similary dittoing for the Hildebeast. No, the only politically correct thing to say is to bubble effusively and overenthusiastically about one or the other -- and quietly lie about the real voting. That’s the whole beauty of the secret ballot in the first place.

  No amount of coaxing or rewording the questions is going to matter. Everyone can see that coming. We have been trained in schools for many years, even if we didn't get any academics in the bargain. What someone thinks and what someone says can be very different. Once upon a time it was a sign of good manners. Now it is just a way to keep from being accused of wrong thinking. How is it, then, that these pollsters can’t figure it out? I suspect this is the fruit of years of cultivating political correctness.

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